Tortured Tuesday
Every Tuesday at SA Metal, we will post some of the most horrendous music you have ever heard, hence the name “Tortured Tuesday.” I know what you’re thinking: “But SA Metal, why would you want to do something so evil to us, when we are so alike. Let us listen to the trOO metal!” Really it’s just to show you how lucky you dirtbags really are, not having to live a mediocre life following the norm.
We all know Five Finger Death Punch blow major monkey balls, I mean, MetalSucks talks about them almost every day. However, let me show you exactly who thousands of people are finding entertaining these days:
Death Before Dishonor by Five Finger Death Punch
If you made it through that song, then please leave this site.
Follow the jump to find out what you should purchase this fine Tuesday to replace the memory of….whatever you call what we just listened to.
Converge – Axe To Fall
If you don’t purchase this fucking album, something is incredibly wrong with you. It’s a masterpiece, and will punish your ears for years to come. Check out their Myspace for a couple of their new songs.
Baroness – Blue Record
Yeah, this came out last week, but Tortured Tuesday was just a figment of my imagination at that time, nothing concrete. If you want to truly be saved from the torture chamber that FFDP currently have you imprisoned in, please listen to this album. Not as good as Red Album, but still 1 of the best releases of the year.
A Horse Called Golgotha:
-MAK
